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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5841 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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