Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mines Excavated:	2396
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	388	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Star Shards Collected:	195
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	9820	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	2219	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1799

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1882
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Votes:	7528	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Votes:	7357	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	569605	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com