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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8723 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8676 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 118 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
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