ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.