ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	5788
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9070	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	713410	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!