ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9086	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Runes Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Love Letters Sent:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1377

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2262	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	376
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	8767	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1066	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.