ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Towns Built:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3894
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	2059	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7635	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	1365

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Emeralds Found:	4139
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8971	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mines Excavated:	4475	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.