ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9011	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Villages Defended:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Emeralds Found:	6700

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	New Chunks Explored:	953971
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2985	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	280
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2755	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.