ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Animals Bred:	176
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	3608	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3680
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Emeralds Found:	1665

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Enchantments Applied:	94	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	2981	Runes Activated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.