ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5110	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1528
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	2224
Divine Spears Created:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	273	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9351
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.