ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crops Grown:	8964	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	974	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2593	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	132
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	136	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.