ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Potions Brewed:	84
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
New Chunks Explored:	24566	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	2518	Magic Items Found:	1609
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Ores Mined:	3697
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!