ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	257	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Emeralds Found:	965	Enchantments Applied:	171
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Love Letters Sent:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2585
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Void Gems Collected:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Star Shards Collected:	160
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	7640	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	5985
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Towns Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3224
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!