ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	9496
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	38
Zombie Dances:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2301	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	90
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Void Gems Collected:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.