ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	173	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7000

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6123
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	736009	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	925710	Animals Bred:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9197	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4464
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	2962

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.