ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	55	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4268	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	159
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magic Items Found:	8495
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.