ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	277	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Void Armor Forged:	14	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6738
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Love Letters Sent:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	69
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9565
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	9924
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.