ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1776	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4610	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!