ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
New Chunks Explored:	682364	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1325	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	5008
Divine Spears Created:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	252
Towns Built:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7987	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!