ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8359
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9473	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	3006
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	53
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	245	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!