ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6204
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Emeralds Found:	7330	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8981	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	112

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4670
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	299

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Potions Brewed:	55
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8375
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4472	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.