ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	8870
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9848
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	8734
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	140	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Crops Grown:	5488	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.