ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	47947
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	75
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	183
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1606
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4670
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	325329

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Emeralds Found:	979
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Buildings Constructed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!