ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	3258
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8527	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4971	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	267	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5309	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.