ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Farms Harvested:	949	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Animals Bred:	164	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Star Shards Collected:	182
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	226	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Crops Grown:	6785

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7293	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!