ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8274	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Buildings Constructed:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4981
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	8826
Towns Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8793
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	106	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.