ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	316
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	910594	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6098	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	183	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2331	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	New Chunks Explored:	485868
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4399
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Magic Items Found:	6572
Alien Abductions:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.