ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2885
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchantments Applied:	119
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Star Shards Collected:	245	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	144
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ores Mined:	2162
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Players Killed by Monsters:	665	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.