ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Potions Brewed:	176	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7320	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Farms Harvested:	441	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4600
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.