ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magic Items Found:	6187
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	536
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Crops Grown:	5178
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Towns Built:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.