ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	5950	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	7720
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3970	Void Gems Collected:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	110	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Gems Collected:	21
Buildings Constructed:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	258639
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.