ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	3104	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1035	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Enchantments Applied:	268
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6143	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!