ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	746	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	123
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4052
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8973	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3032	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Gems Collected:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	6573
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Animals Bred:	198
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.