ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	New Chunks Explored:	112837
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	207
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Items Found:	2200

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1533	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9339
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.