ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Animals Bred:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4011	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Farms Harvested:	441	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	697
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	67	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	2667
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	New Chunks Explored:	971827
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	691930
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Potions Brewed:	181
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!