ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Emeralds Found:	208	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	4068	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7343	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1549	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2116	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crops Grown:	6011	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8673	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.