ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	828
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1981	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Animals Bred:	92	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Animals Bred:	127	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ores Mined:	4086	Crops Grown:	7583
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8682	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	3629	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Magic Items Found:	4315	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.