ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Farms Harvested:	947

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8963	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.