ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9121	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	212
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	1683	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crops Grown:	3588
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	185	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5923
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	8144

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	116

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Void Armor Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Enchantments Applied:	268
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.