ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	636706
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2880	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	2279	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	710	Dragon Eggs Found:	8293
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Enchantments Applied:	93	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

World of Eldin

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!