ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	964
Dragon Eggs Found:	1079	Players Killed by Monsters:	8898
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	187
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	2382	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Farms Harvested:	343

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	4396	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	180	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5208	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.