ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5809	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3246	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crops Grown:	7613	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	746
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.