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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2941 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 267 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
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