Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Meteorites Collected: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Astralic SMP

    Astralic SMP

    We are excited to welcome you to our new Minecraft server, forums, and Discord community! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, we hope you’ll find our community to be a welcoming and inclusive place to play and connect with fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Our server offers a wide range of gameplay, from crates, to voting incentives, store purchases, in-game currency, tags, and everything in between. We’re constantly working to improve and add new features to make your experience on our server the best it can be.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Lavender SMP – True Vanilla

    Lavender SMP – True Vanilla
    Lavender SMP, a true vanilla server (aiming to be). Transparency is important, so we want to let you know our core plugins are:

    – CoreProtect;– GriefPrevention;– SetHome / SimpleTPA

    Other plugins may be added in the future if enough recommendations come in. We’d love to have you on the server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6537 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NINDEN

    NINDEN
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      After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

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      In order to follow this path, you must take and win a SPECIAL NINJA EXAM first.

      After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

      Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

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      In order to follow this path, you must take and win a MEDICAL NINJA EXAM first.

      This is a tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL NINJA.

      After this, you must take a JOUNIN EXAM.

      This is another tournament where the winner becomes a MEDICAL SPECIALIST.

      Each rank will award you with more jutsu and chakra.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 952 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MC Wizards

    MC Wizards

    # JOIN THE DISCORD : https://discord.com/invite/H789psQbPx # Hello humans, I’m trying to provide comfortable environment for some of you out there with the sole purpose to have some fun and to eventually build tiny, but solid community.

    On this server, you can become a wizard with your own fancy wand and clothes, capable to cast multiple powerful spells.

    In addition there are also 15 character based skills, each of which has a unique combination of two stats that it rewards. Level up skills by doing certain actions depending on the skill. All skills are easily viewable in GUI inventory menus, accessible using /skills

    Server sponsored by : https://mcraftlist.com/hosting

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GODsNetwork

    GODsNetwork

    Godsnetwork.xyz – 1.8 – 1.16

    Welcome to GODsNetwork! We are a cracked and high-quality Minecraft Network with different games to play including Factions, BedWars and more…

    IP Address: godsnetwork.xyz Store: https://shop.godsnetwork.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/eFsC5WC

    Good luck. Have fun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New

    Reloaded SMP | 18+ | Vanilla | No Land Claim | Diamond Economy | Brand New
    🌐 Welcome to Reloaded SMP:A vanilla Minecraft server designed for players aged 16 and up!

    🚀 Fresh Start, Fresh Adventures:Embark on a new world, connect with a friendly community, and experience pure survival fun.

    🤝 Community Connection:Forge connections with a welcoming community of like-minded players.

    🏗️ Build, Explore, Thrive:Unleash your creativity as you build, explore, and leave your mark in our simple yet exciting Minecraft environment.

    🔁 Ready to Reload? Join Us Today:Dive into an adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Join Reloaded SMP now

    https://discord.gg/cB8uayTgzy <– Apply here

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MistyMines

    MistyMines

    MISTY MINES OP PRISON SEASON 4 IS COMMENCING! ▶ PRESTIGE, REBIRTH, DONOR MINES AND PRIVATE MINES ▶ ROBOTS, PETS, BOOSTERS, CELLS AND MORE! ▶ AMAZING VOTE REWARDS ▶ FREE AND PREMIUM BATTLEPASS ▶ FREE RANKS ▶ NEW AND IMPROVED MAP AND SPAWN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW PLAY.MISTYMINES.COM

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Villages Defended: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AsianF4rmer Network

    AsianF4rmer Network

    The AsianF4rmer Network embraces a new player set with Java, Bedrock, and Eagler compatibility. Join with your friends or meet new members of the community through a web browser via Eagler, mobile via Bedrock, or computer via Java. AsianF4rmer, with many other gamemodes underway, currently has a phenomenal SMP, packed with custom items to obtain, quests to complete, and secrets to uncover!

    Server Connections Eagler IP: wss://asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | wss://asianf4rmer.cf Java IP: asianf4rmer.minecraft.pe | asianf4rmer.cf

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Community Cafe

    Community Cafe
    CommunityCaféA small community based server

    Community Café is family friendly server with lots of fun plugins to play with!We do our best to maintain a healthy, fun, accepting server for everyone.Please stop by and have a blast!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 230883 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community

    ★Hometown SMP★ Land Claim Survival and Community
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    Come on, make yourself at home.

    We are a no grief semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a strong community. Play minecraft the way it was made to be played – with friends!

    Think this is the server for you? Join now! IP : smp.hometownmc.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ICE Cube Network

    ICE Cube Network

    Looking for an epic Minecraft experience? Our server has robot pets, skill challenges, and boss battles. Customize your own robotic companion, master a range of challenges, and face off against powerful bosses. Join now for endless adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Potions Brewed: 123 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3447
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Varrock

    Varrock

    1. MCMMO 2. Leveled mobs 3. Custom drop tables 4. Natural disasters 5. Player Warps 6. Grief Defender 7. Economy 8. Discord Chat 9. Player shops 10. Real fishing 11. Our overworld never resets! 12. Elite Mobs 13. Boosted beacons 14. Angel Chest 15. Guilds and Guild wars

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1745 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mystia FREE VIP RANK JOIN TODAY NEED STAFF

    Mystia FREE VIP RANK JOIN TODAY NEED STAFF
    Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

    We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

    Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Spectral Craft

    Spectral Craft

    Our server offers a rich PvP experience with various game modes and arenas. You can compete against other players alone or in a team and improve your skills with various weapons and equipment.

    In addition, you can create your own city on our server or join an existing one. Together with other players you can build buildings, collect resources and build economies. But be careful: other cities might attack you and want to conquer your city!

    Our server is moderated and offers a safe gaming environment for players of all levels. We look forward to welcoming you to our server and hope you enjoy playing!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SkyMC

    SkyMC

    SkyMC is a 1.19 based server that supports anywhere from 1.16-1.20. Currently we have the following gamemodes: – Gens | Cloud – Prisons | Nebula

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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