ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

Bilingual, child support, child support payments, co parenting, Communication, communication barriers, court interpreter, Dominican Republic, English, ex husband, ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng, Fatherhood, language app, Lawyer, leniency, Minecraft, new wife, outstanding balance, ridiculous excuses, Server, Tactic, warrant for arrest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Towns Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	272	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Libton-Craft

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9448	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8563
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	72	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	2442

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.