Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crops Grown: 2169
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • McGroove Unlimited

    McGroove Unlimited

    McGroove – Version: 1.8.x – Game mode: Survival, PVE, Normal unlimited size world. Gold Ingot Economy with Player Shops.

    We tend to ban for hacking and griefing pretty strictly, so if you are wanting a safe place to build, come to McGroove. We have ways of protecting your builds, and can even undo it if people happen to break your stuff. Semi-vanilla means we don’t load the server up with unnecessary plug-ins. We have a couple plug-ins for fun things, but most plug-ins are for essential day-to-day operation, and protection from players with malicious intent. Our staff is mature, and personally analyzed by the owner, jtpatriot.

    Register for free on the website to get features like the ability to set a few homes, get your build protected, and make trade shops.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8028
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    GER TheGarGoyles Tafelrunde

    Since March 20th we have a new spawn that was built in the “modern” style. In addition to the portals to the various worlds and buildings, you can also find our many shops, various buildings and the shopping center. Our climbing system allows you to transport yourself, For this you have to feel/rankup certain requirements You can earn money very well through jobs/jobs and there are many ways to spend it again. You can also put your hard-earned money in the bank/bank to earn interest there. In order to ensure a good atmosphere, we ask you, Be friendly with each other and stick to the rules. Patient moderators, admins and technicians are available to answer your questions available. We hope to welcome you soon.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 145 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Gaming server

    Gaming server

    Welcome to the server! Here you can play survival with friends! play, build houses, and much more! you can also 1v1 or pvp people!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Villages Defended: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Ashvale RPG

    Ashvale RPG

    ★-Ashvale RPG-★ [50+ Ranks] [No Whitelist] [Military] [Apocalyptic] [Unique Economy] [Custom Worlds] [Gambling] [SMGs] [Snipers] [Quests] [Bosses]

    Old Ashvale, once a prosperous city, now lies in ruins.

    It took a few mere hours for the outbreak of the deadly mutational virus dubbed ‘Z-12’ to wipe out half the population. Citizens that managed to escape the death trap fled through the Outskirts and into the wild, to form a settlement now known as New Ashvale.

    The able bodied took it upon themselves to create the New Ashvale Military, the first line of defense against the onslaught of the mutation.

    Thinking rationally though, the survivors know it’s just a matter of time before they’re struck down next.

    As a Trainee in the New Ashvale Military, help the citizens and fight off the mutation to make your way up through the ranks, you might even become a General one day.

    Don’t get your hopes up though, there’s over 50 ranks you’ll have to climb before you’re part of the elite.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • space hub smp

    space hub smp

    hi we are a smol server community and we wanted to give u best smp time to play 🙂 invite your friends we hav economy COME ON JOIN FAST

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • OnlineMinecraft

    OnlineMinecraft

    OnlineMinecraft (OMC) is a tight-knit community of dedicated players, mature staff, and seasoned Minecraft veterans which has been around since October 2011. We pride ourselves on maintaining an exceptional experience for all our players. We strive to have fairness, stability, constancy, and a resoluteness in our mission to provide a first-rate experience and improving our position within the global Minecraft community.

    Our server recently went through a major staff and layout refresh in which we brought back Towny, Bukkit, and other Classic OMC plugins. With these we hope to rekindle the great OMC experience for old members and have a new exiting one for those just joining OMC for the first time.

    About the Server: 24/7 • 90 Player Slots • No Whitelist • Towny• Bukkit • Quests • MCMMO • Custom Classes • Roleplay • Essentials • Hungergames • Donators • Voting Ranks • MultiWorld • Lockette • Economy • Ventrillo •No Whitelist •Much, Much More!

    Visit our Website @ Onlineminecraft.com. Follow us on Twitter @Online_Minecrft Follow us on Facebook @ theonlineminecraft Hope to see you soon in the OMC!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Hell Beyond Earth

    Hell Beyond Earth

    Join Hell Beyond Earth Today!!!

    Hell Beyond Earth is an anarchy Minecraft server ran by Trust MC on Java 1.18.1 with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.

    IP: hell_beyond_earth.aternos.me

    The server is vanilla experience there will be no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base. Also, plugins will be getting added in the future to help stabilize the server.

    The server is in the very early stages of growth as we have only started a growth plan the server will not have many players to start off with and the server may close down if no one is on it for a limit of time. If this happens just pop a little @ in the discord and the server will be fired back up asap for you. —————— About Trust MC

    Trust MC is a new Minecraft Community owner by IG OpsTalk. We focus on building a wide community that hopes to open more servers with different theme types in the future.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • FishyCraft

    FishyCraft

    Fishycraft is in our third year. We have a friendly, established community and a mature staff. We are starting a fresh map for 1.7.2, come help us rebuild to our former glory again! New Guests should read the /rules to be promoted to a player.

    Featuring: – Multiple Worlds – PVE Survival (NO PVP in the main world) – We’re up 24/7 on a FAST, dedicated server – Anti griefing/cheating tools – Private regions available for claiming – Player run shops and warps – Mods cannot spawn/give items – Regular building contests – Website on http://fishycraft.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • A Minecraft Server

    A Minecraft Server

    This server is a new one of a kind anarchy server, powered on 1.18.1. There are no rules within the server, hack and grief all you want! Grind your way up and compete to be one of the best PVP’ers on the server. This server is brand new, so the quicker you gather items etc the more powerful you’ll become

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blockaholics

    Blockaholics

    Blockaholics.org is a Survival server; to gain building rights you need to read our rules at our website here. Once done, let a staff member know and they will give you a brief quiz. Answer the questions correctly to build. Keep in mind that you will not be able to leave spawn, build, or explore until you finish this process. The server is over two years old as of July of this year and has an experienced staff to suit your needs. Just note that stuff will -not- be spawned for you if you ask. The server is Survival at heart and will be treated as such.

    Our spawn area is 400×400 blocks and contains a number of resources for our players.

    The community resources quarter includes a public library for enchanting, public brewhouse for brewing, public farm(with all trees and farm-able crops), portal hub, PVP/Mob battle/Pig racing/ CTF Colosseum, blacksmith shop and more.

    In addition, we have a Housing district for those who like to live by spawn, a market district and a pixel art district.

    The rules for the server are listed on the site, as mentioned above, and will be enforced. Breaking the rules may result in a ban without warning. Ban appeals may be made on our website, linked above, in the correct forum and using the correct template (listed in the sticky).

    Coming soon: PVP/RP server, Tomahawk! Stay Tuned and we hope to see you soon!

    -Blockaholics Staff.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3180 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2413 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Emeralds Found: 5388

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BTECAU Vanilla

    BTECAU Vanilla

    new vanilla open world. survival world, with no rules other than have fun.

    the player limit has been set to 100 however that may be changed depending on performance

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 253 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Farms Harvested: 139
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Crops Grown: 2286 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Raid Nation

    Raid Nation

    RAID NATION

    Raid Nation is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set a 3,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4409

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ShulkerVerse

    ShulkerVerse

    semi vanila new minecraft server lots of fun, and if you do end up joining please let your freinds know about this server it will be lots of fun!!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • minecraft temple

    minecraft temple

    We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

    we look forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Uthrandir Universe

    Uthrandir Universe

    The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

    Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

    Our servers:

    Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 39
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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