Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Towns Built: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mines Excavated: 1816

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TornidiousCraft

    TornidiousCraft

    Plugins ————– Factions/Essentials/Groupmanager Ishout/MyWolf/Emotions/Vault/Gates AutoAnnouncer/ColourFireWorks/Seats

    What we can do for you? We can make sure you have the best time ever on are server.We have factions.Which means griefing is allowed We can not stop griefing and raiding.We will try to make sure people dont abuse you And we will try make you have fun on the server. Here on tornidiouscraft we hope you have the best time.With factions and essentials.You can do anything.Anything is possiable

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MemoMc

    MemoMc

    This a beautiful server .Everyone can create their own town or nation on the map and explore the world with their friends.We hope you enjoy a comfortable time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • We Build Crap

    We Build Crap

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Extreme Shots

    Extreme Shots

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Official MCBans Server

    Official MCBans Server

    IP: server.mcbans.com

    McBans Minecraft Survival Server:

    The McBans Minecraft Server is now officially back up and running and under new management (Run By: MCBans Staff member SP_S6). The server has gone from Creative to Survival to give Players a more memorable time and game play within the McBans Server Community.

    Getting Started:

    To begin load your Minecraft Launcher, next go to the Multi Player area and select add new. Now enter into the description: McBans, then where it says IP, Enter: server.mcbans.com Now that your on the server you will spawn at the default location: Server Spawn Area. Cords: x: -7.50000, y: 65.000, z: -287.50000. This is the default spawn location for the server. Now follow the sign to the tutorial to become a Player and get build rights on the server. (HINT: It’s Easy!)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Storms Network

    The Storms Network

    The Storm’s Network is the community server you’ve always been looking for. Not only do we offer Creative, Factions and Skywars modes, we also offer an unforgettable experience om our Survival server, as well as a unique take on Prison.

    Besides all the other awesomeness, we’re known for a unique set of features, including, but not limited to: – A global economy system (= Same money across all servers) – Both free (in-game) and purchasable (donator) ranks! – A great selection of plugins to please your stay

    So, what do you think? Are you looking for a server with a community, quality, variety and dedication? Don’t hesitate to join us!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SneakyGames

    SneakyGames

    SneakyGames is a great place for players who want to experience a new kind of Minecraft gaming. The server is community-driven and features a friendly and active player base, making it a great place to make new friends and play with like-minded people.

    So, if you’re looking for a new and exciting way to play Minecraft, SneakyGames is the perfect server for you!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Villages Defended: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lordsworld

    Lordsworld

    Friendly server offering something for everyone since 2012. Land protection, economy, purchasable abilities, shops. The nether. Slay the dragon in the End, fight custom boss mobs, fight other players, make a faction in PVP World. Build massive art structures in Creative World or Plotworld, or play one of many Games and Parkour challenges.

    Come join us now!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Farms Harvested: 446

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Mutiny

    The Mutiny

    This is a survival Minecraft server with no rules and the map will not be reset. The server is currently based on Java Edition 1.16.5 (joinable on newer clients).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Medieval Unlimited

    Medieval Unlimited

    Welcome to Medieval Unlimited’s Server Page! Here you will find everything you need to know about the server. This server has gone through A LOT in the past year of it being up. If anyone knows how to prevent chunk errors can you tell me please. The server is set in 1216 C.E, England. Its taken place a year after King John tried to take back England with an army of Danish mercenaries, he got close, he struggled mostly with capturing Rochester Castle. luckily the French came and sent King John and his army on the run, with a new French King.. After that happened it kinda gets off of history into its own Fantasy world, that’s where Terrowin and all the other stuff fits into the server. This server is very strict in wars with what happens and what items u can use, only if its a “Official” city though. The server has a massive custom map made by me. The map is 82,591,744 blocks squared. The mining on that map is expecially hard. The chance of finding diamonds 1/100. So if you see a Normal player walking around with diamond, Call an Admin to come question him. The server has greatly detailed mountains and Trees. (Tree credit to Lentebriesje, For his amazing Tree Repository).. The map has towering mountains to deep and muddy swamps. It also has a Tropic area and a Mesa area. I’v been working on adding some African type areas, and Savannah’s.. Enough about the map, Lets talk more about the diverse Cities. So far there is one city, Terrowin. This is the main and largest city in the whole map. (Unless some one makes a bigger one XD). Terrowin is controlled by the Knight’s Templar. They are the most Noble members of the city. The city has a unique ranking system aside from the Servers ranking system, it has two ranking systems all under one ranking system and they all intertwine in ways. They reason the server has cities, wars and Roleplay aside from the Survival PVP aspect is because its so you can get more involved in whats going on.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magic Items Found: 8965
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • JavaThaHut

    JavaThaHut

    A New A Towny Survival Server With Resource Worlds, A Main World And A VIP World. You Will Start In The Spawn World. We Have Daily Rewards, Jobs, Auction House, Quests, Random Teleport, Ranks, dynmap and more currently being added to the server. Custom Items Will also Being added to the server that can only be obtained by rewards or purchased.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • WitherHub

    WitherHub

    WitherHUB isn’t only a Minecraft Server, it’s a Community built for friends. Interact with one another, send mail, currency and items. All in the protection of your own safe plot! Mini-Games in every corner. Express yourself and enjoy Free Fly every Friday.

    Our servers:

    1) Mini-Games 2) Factions 3) KitPvP 4) Prison 5) TNTWars 6) BattleField 7) The Bridges 8) One in the chamber

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Chopped SMP

    Chopped SMP

    1.19.2-3 minecaraft semi anarchy server, only rules is no hacking, join the server and the discord, we do events, and have fun active players

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 261 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 723594 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • pig goes moo

    pig goes moo

    Hosting a new server hoping to have a lot join and give us ideas on how to build the server but is mostly just for fun between friends of mine

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Villages Defended: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Altered Reality

    Altered Reality

    Tekkit Required To Play on this server:

    http://technicpack.net/tekkit We have DynMap! http://69.175.65.140:8123

    Wanna to know more come check out the server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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