Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • SilverPvP

    SilverPvP

    24/7 online 99% uptime since January 2013. Minecraft 1.9.2

    • No overpowered donator classes • A carefully balanced server economy • Completely rebalanced mcMMO, no more overpowered skills or abilities • Obsidian destroyer, no more impenetrable obsidian blocks • Excellent anti cheating and glitch plugins • Awesome community 🙂 • Hosted on one of the fastest available dedicated servers capable for a single standalone Minecraft server. • World Border to promote a more centralized experience

    Completely designed around the idea of everyone and everything being carefully balanced for player-versus-player. We’ve gone ahead to remove overpowered features like the combat mcMMO skills, overpowered donators, and other smaller things like god apples and nerfing strength potions. We encourage you to check out the unique gameplay that this server has to offer!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ores Mined: 8220
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom Of Sanctuary [Hun

    Kingdom of Sanctuary er en dansk pvp server! Med plads til 128 spillere! Egen spændene og unik hunger games arena for op til 24 personer! 6 Spændende og udfordrende PVP arenaer for Premium 3 spillerne Vær og spawn og vær sikker på du aldrig er alene, der er du altid under beskyttelse fra vagterne! Du kan også tage dig en lille snak med de forskellige! Start din egen by for 25.000$ ingame, og beskyt dine bygninger fra andre! Øg dine skills og blive den ultimative Pvp mester! Eller kom ind og socialisere med nogle af de mange andre spiller som er på serveren!

    For English speaking Player we got a free to join self buillded Hungergame Arena i the big building in spawn, so join if you like!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 267 Dragon Scales Harvested: 325
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Lost In Translation

    Lost In Translation

    There are many things that make our server great. We have lots of staff that are usually on and willing to help you. We have many fun plugins like Factions, Essentials, Survival Games, Chestshop, LWC, Skyblock, and more. We also have many different maps for many different things. We have a creative world, PvP world, PvE world, Activity World and Spawn. The Spawn is authentically created by one of the server co-owners Maklom, even though they look really good. We also have fun activity’s like a Maze, Dungeons, Skyblock , Mob Arena, Spleef arena, Hunger Games, and Parkour. If you have any questions just go to our website and they will be answered. If you want to find out things that are not on the website, email me at [email protected].

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Final Game

    The Final Game

    to a world full of surprises. A PVP survival/creative/Games server, where there are no limits on what you can do. Feeling bold and wanna live in the wilderness? Go ahead and create your own personal band of raiders! Rather build something huge with unlimited items? You can do all that here. We’re one of the unique servers, we believe in providing the best possible experience for all kinds of players!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • potato-crfat

    potato-crfat

    this is a pvp/raid/faction server. the staff are amazing and will help you all the time please join 😀

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment

    ChiRho Entertainment (XPE) is based on Christian-influenced values to establish a family-friendly community for those who participate in gaming of any kind. We think that providing such an environment would be appreciated by parents who can feel safe to allow their children or themselves to be a part of a community without having to worry about negative influences of others that they may interact with in the gaming community. This is accomplished through chat filters, periodic log monitoring, server rules, and staff who enforce these rules.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MC-Halo

    MC-Halo

    MC-Halo is a Minecraft server where you can play halo. No need to download any mods! Just join the server, go through a portal, and start playing Halo. A tutorial on how to play is located on the bottom floor of spawn. The server runs off of a custom plugin not available to the public.

    Features: – Halo jumping – Guns – Killstreaks – Parkour – Different gamemodes – Advanced leaderboards – Invisibility – Large server capacity – Different maps – Automatic games

    Rules: – No hacking – No advertising – No spamming – No racism

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CatServe

    CatServe

    Hey, glad you found us!

    CatServe is a UK based server with an awesome community, we have many ranks, found at http://catserve.net and many many features, come online and start the best minecraft experience ever at mine.catserve.net today! This server is run by an MCBans Staff member and is a great deal of fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FuRiouSCraft Prison

    FuRiouSCraft Prison

    Enjoy a Prison environment in Minecraft? Then this is the place for you. All the gang banging, smuggling, working and anything else you can come up with in one place! Work in the mines for money OR gank items from other players for money to Rank up working your way towards Freedom!

    NO Whitelisting OR Greylisting. Just log in and start earning/stealing money to rank up on your own today!

    More info at furiouscraft.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RenderedMC

    RenderedMC

    This is an AWESOME survival build server where there is no griefing allowed. So don’t fear having your builds destroyed. Go to the warps building and pick a direction to spawn (NORTH,EAST,SOUTH,WEST) Then find an unprotected area and BUILD AWAY! Make sure to have an admin come by and protect your build. You can have a Mod or Admin set a warp for you or you can set your home using /sethome.

    You will love this server and the staff will treat you very nicely!

    Come on over and hop on this sweet server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9684 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • GameOn365 Minecraft

    GameOn365 Minecraft

    12 GB Ram, Quad-core 3.4GHz processor, 100Mbit uplink.

    Consistent uptime, free building for all players, PvP and survival options, friendly but fair administrators and moderators. Always willing to help make your gaming experience the best it can be!

    Multiple ranks and player permissions available!

    Hunger Games soon to come? Let us know by giving input on our forums!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Animals Bred: 151

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Lionheart Skyblock

    Lionheart Skyblock

    Come Join Lionheart Skyblock! IP: Lionheartmc.net Gameplay: You start out with a small island which has a tree and a chest containing basic items. You may shop for more items at the server shop. Each island is protected to a certain radius by world guard so non-members of your party will not be able to grief! Build an island with friends and grow your own island into an empire! Rules: We have very simple rules that shouldn’t be that hard to follow 1. No griefing 2. No hacking 3. No mods 4. No racism 5. Don’t ask for staff position 6. No spamming 7. Don’t bug an admin, owner or mod relentlessly! 8. Have fun and don’t forget to cote for Lionheart Skyblock! Plugins: Here are some of our main plugins • Spleef • Skyblock • Essentials • Lockette • Chest Shop • World Guard • And many more…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Emeralds Found: 4196
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Dewcraft Survival

    Dewcraft Survival

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    Dewcraft.com Survival Server

    Dewcraft.com is a Minecraft Survival Server. Mobs and damage for an exciting PvE and PvP environment.

    Features * Build permissions granted after application (This protects our users from griefers) * PvP environment with all regular mobs and health * Griefer protection with tracking and rollbacks using LogBlock * Active userbase * Helpful moderation team

    Build permissions are granted after registration and application. Please see our website, dewcraft.com , for more details.

    Connect using server.dewcraft.com:25565

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 123
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Adult Minecraft Server

    Adult Minecraft Server

    We are a long-running community of adults and casual players. The server is stable and grief-free. There is little in the way of game-changing plugins; mostly protections and an economy. We are grey-listed so feel free to join and chat with members to be promoted.

    Server address world.woodenaxe.com

    Website https://www.WoodenAxe.com

    Forum https://forum.woodenaxe.com

    Live map https://map.woodenaxe.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HavenMC

    HavenMC

    [IP] HavenMC.com [website] news.HAVENmc.com Haven has no whitelist so come experience what so many others already love! Grief protection while part of a Town PvP protection while in a Town (or make your town a PvP arena!) Ability to create Nations and Tax other towns A vibrant diverse economy shop system for Towns Dungeons with hourly reward chests Treasure Hunting with massive rewards Monthly Building contests Spleef and Cloudrace events Many events at our event hub to try Monster Hunting Arena Automated Spleef Live the way you wish!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 181 Love Letters Sent: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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