Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
Farms Harvested: 600 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RenegadeCraft

    RenegadeCraft

    We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

    Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

    – Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

    Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

    FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Magic Items Found: 4068 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ParadACE

    ParadACE

    This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MineRealm

    MineRealm

    I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

    P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5462 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tekecraft

    Tekecraft

    Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

    We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

    We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

    All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

    Join and become part of the family!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 75
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Legends Of Thoroghan

    Legends Of Thoroghan

    LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Animals Bred: 61
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • WorldCraft Survival

    WorldCraft Survival

    Welcome to WorldCraft. Looking for a Amazing Server to settle down on? This is the one for you. We have a MobArena, PVP Arena, Werewolves and loads more! With great friendly staff and a very well experienced Owner, WorldCraft has loads of potential. We have 50 Slots! This is a dedicated server and up 24/7! We are always up to date with our plugins and want you to have the best experience possible! Come check us out! We also reward those who vote!

    Features: – 24/7 – 50 Slots – PVP Arena -MobArena – Spleef Arena [Coming Soon]

    – Dedicated Server – Friendly Staff – CTF [Coming Soon]

    – mcMMO – Economy – Non Whitelist – Greifing Protection and Rollback

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 6010
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AlphaWolf-Survival

    AlphaWolf-Survival

    PVP SURVIVAL GRIEF Awesome New server waiting for some awesome pvper’s and soem good staff!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Emeralds Found: 576 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Shadowvolt

    Shadowvolt

    Are you looking for a dedicated server that doesn’t suck? Well, then look no further! Welcome to the Shadowvolt community! Here on Shadowvolt, you’ll never run out of stuff to do. With over fifty plugins, the entertainment is endless! Featuring: – Factions and Survival worlds – All 5 of the HG maps (and 2 custom maps :3) – A variety of Ultimate Arenas including FFA, CTF, Infect, and MOB! – Two parkour courses and a third adventure parkour in the works – A dozen friendly staff members dedicated to helping you with whatever you need – A shops and pawn system! Create your own shop at spawn and kill mobs for money! – Still short on money? Head to the casino, with a fully-functional, custom made slots plugin! Become rich in MINUTES!

    Tired of servers that are boring, non-innovative, and not kept up to date? Sick of servers with plugins that make you want to rip your hair out strand by strand and slam your tongue into a car door? Head to Shadowvolt! – The Shadowvolt Team

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Craft Cubed

    Craft Cubed

    We are an awesome new 24/7 dedicated Survival server that want to create an awesome community and get people that want to have fun and enjoy themselves! We have a whitelist so apply to CraftCubed.guildportal.com to get whitelisted. we reply quickly and effeciently so you can get playing quickly! thanks for choosing Craft Cubed!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • OdessyCraft PvP

    OdessyCraft PvP

    Factions, mcmmo, Raiding, greifing and more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP is a server looking for willing players to pvp just for the fun of it, griefing is allowed. It has friendly staff if you don’t get on there bad side.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 155 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Datamine

    Datamine

    We are looking for some members to build up our new community. We promote the playerbase to make its own decisions regarding politics or moderation, and we even have a court system. PVP is allowed, but it’s discouraged without provocation. We have several kingdoms if new players want to join one, or they could start their own. Most of all we just like to play together and have fun. You will need to be whitelisted (http://www.sodiumlabs.us:8080/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) before joining

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 266 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pacific State 2

    Pacific State 2

    “The best road to progress is freedom’s road” – JFK

    There is no statement that stands more true to our server’s ideology. We don’t want you to feel like you’re restricted. We’ve given you everything, for nothing. And all we want you to do – is to enjoy yourself, and build something for everyone. You could call us selfless, but thats not true. We want something too. Not your money, not your votes, but simply – you.

    So, logon and enjoy our masterpiece – Pacific State 2. WorldEdit, infinite building space, and friends await.

    Join us.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1096 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Creeperlife

    Creeperlife

    Are you tired of PVP servers with the name hunger games slapped on it even though it has nothing to do with the book? Are you tired of servers where hackers run amuck getting endless warnings but never any punishment? Do you want a good staff that is always keeping things fun and enjoyable for everyone? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then creeperlife is for you! We have a 24/7 staff keeping the games fun as well as many custom plug-ins making sure that everything stays fair and realistic. We have multiple arenas so if you do have to wait to join one, it will be very short. During this time you can find all of our hidden easter eggs in the lobby 😀 We also have a survival free for all server with no plug-ins except for No-cheat and jail. Once you leave the spawn the only things you cant do are water/fire/lava grief. If this sounds fun to you come join us at 184.164.152.118 See you there!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 712
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}

    AquaMC [RPG-Liked SMP] [OP Prison] {Lands} {Java} {Premium}
    🌊 Welcome to AquaMC – Your Gateway to Minecraft Excitement! 🌟

    🎮 Dive into two thrilling worlds:

      Explore the depths of our RPG-Liked SMP server, where adventures await at every turn!Conquer the challenges of our OP Prison server, where the path to freedom is paved with strategic gameplay!

    💰 Experience a meticulously balanced economy, ensuring every move you make counts towards your success!

    🗺️ Immerse yourself in custom maps crafted to ignite your imagination and keep you engaged for hours on end!

    🎉 Get ready for heart-pounding events designed to test your skills and unite the AquaMC community in epic battles and challenges!

    🚀 Join us now and unleash your creativity, forge alliances, and carve out your place in the ever-expanding universe of AquaMC! 🌟🔥

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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