Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Runes Activated: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Towns Built: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Butterminecraft

    Butterminecraft

    Now been dead for 9 years!

    We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Farms Harvested: 372

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    [German Server]

    Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

    The server is currently under construction but…

    Here you can build and become the survival king

    We also already offer a PVP arena

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Mines Excavated: 3437
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

    DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

    Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

    In-game information!

    Please check in-game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Amazing-Craft

    Amazing-Craft

    This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • GuidoCraft

    GuidoCraft

    Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PiggyCraft

    PiggyCraft

    This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Animals Bred: 64 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TeefusCraft

    TeefusCraft

    We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

    P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

    Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9153 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Chimeras Created: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Noble Craft Network

    Noble Craft Network

    Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

    The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • WorldScape2

    WorldScape2

    The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

    The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

    The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

    We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

    REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

    Hope to see you soon!

    Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6034 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZeenCraft

    ZeenCraft

    We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1409 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SGPvP

    SGPvP

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Europe Gaming MineCraft

    Europe Gaming MineCraft

    PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1064 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Utterlicious

    Utterlicious

    Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

    We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6393
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ReitCraft

    ReitCraft

    Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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